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10.06.2025 11:26

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Asteroid Larger Than Golden Gate Bridge Approaches Earth In Rare Event - Forbes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Eight Centers Lions Could Sign to Replace Frank Ragnow - Sports Illustrated
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
T Cells Found Living in Healthy Brains - Neuroscience News
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Taylor Swift Won Her Biggest Battle - The Ringer
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?
They put up a sign reading
—
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts