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10.06.2025 11:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Asteroid Larger Than Golden Gate Bridge Approaches Earth In Rare Event - Forbes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

What is your opinion on The Beatles' impact on modern popular music? Are there any other bands with similar impacts on their genre(s)? Why them and not others?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Eight Centers Lions Could Sign to Replace Frank Ragnow - Sports Illustrated

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

T Cells Found Living in Healthy Brains - Neuroscience News

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Taylor Swift Won Her Biggest Battle - The Ringer

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Why are you bare-nakedly displaying your anti-Trump bias while ignoring the liberals' destruction of the US? I am now blocking your e-mails because of your biased articles.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

share office space ...

3 iconic Disney World attractions closing for ‘largest expansion’ in history of Magic Kingdom - AL.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?